Just a Few of the 53 Quotes 'n Flubs to make 'em smile!

Man who knew how to add humor to a speech

Mark Twain

"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress - but I repeat myself."

funny political quotes from Mayor Daley

Mayor Richard J. Daley

"The policeman is not here to create disorder. The policeman is here to preserve disorder."

funny quotes from people you might not expect

Mother Teresa

"I know God promises not to give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much!" 


funny quotes from George Bernard Shaw

George Bernard Shaw

Optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invented the plane, the pessimist the parachute.

 53  Humorous Quotes & Flubs  you can use in any presentation



Hilarious quotes and flubs from characters as diverse as Will Rogers, Lyndon Johnson, Mark Twain, Groucho Marx, William Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, George Bush, JFK, Cher, Winston Churchill and many others 


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Man who knew how to add humor to a presentation

Will Rogers

"“Things are terribly dull now. We won’t have any more serious comedy until Congress meets."

funny quotes from politicians and Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan

"You know, it has been said that politics is the second oldest profession and I've come to realize over the last few years, it bears a great similarity to the first"

funny quotes for a speech Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde

"I have made an important discovery... that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effect of intoxication”" 


funny quotes from Presidents

Barack Obama

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries”

53 Humorous Quotes and Flubs

Compiled by IrishmanSpeaks Conor Cunneen. 

Conor is a humorous motivational speaker. This Irishman is happily exiled in Chicago where he says the Guinness is good, the natives are friendly and he has been force fed more corned beef and green beer than he ever had in Ireland!

Conor is a Chicago Humorous Speaker of the Year.